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A new way to exfoliate that dry skin on your paws is to:

1) Acquire a murky, cheesy-water filled sink.
2) Uh-oh... It's clogged. Get some heavy-duty professional strength Liquid Plumber!
3) Pour 1/5 of bottle into the clogged sink... Nothing?
4) Let is sit for 30 minutes, like the instructions told you to.
5) Don't end a sentence with a preposition.
6) Still nothing? Pour half the bottle in... And wait another half an hour.
7) Nothing? Maybe the sink stopper is functioning properly; reach down into the foaming chemicals and pull it out.
8) Success! No clogged drain and you've burnt a couple layers of skin off!